![]() There aren’t any ads on the site, so they have to pay their bills somehow. Yeah, sorry, you can’t see if this Taco Bell is any good until you pay for a monthly membership. Having to pay for such a basic feature is some major bullshit. You have to pay up nearly 20 bucks a month (149 for the year) to read any of the reviews they have on the site. From there click on the business to get photos, additional details like jacuzzi availability or semi-truck parking, and read reviews.Ĭan’t Read Any Reviews Unless You Pay for a Pricey MembershipBut there’s a catch. It’s basically Yelp for massage parlors, so keep that in mind before you go to one of these places and whip your dick out.Įach listing will show the hourly rate (likely depending on what services you ask for), what ethnicity the masseuses are, what kind of payment they take, when the last review was made, how many user reviews there are, and it will also list all the contact info for the business. When you pick a city you can then make it so you only get listings that have reviews that say they do erotic shit, are active, open, or have photos. ![]() You can filter your search by parlors nearby, in big cities near you, newest ones across the US, and that’s pretty much it unless you want to use the advanced search. Plenty of Filter Options Help You Find the Perfect Happy EndingThe rest of the site is dedicated to listings and reviews. It’s the place you go to humblebrag about the Chinese dimepiece that lets you cum on her face. The forum is decently active and has a few different topics that cover more general reviews, stories and sharing experiences with others. There you can learn massage parlor slang, read personal reviews, and check out blog posts. It looks to be one of the site owners or affiliates personal blog about massage parlor hookups. Up top, you can search for parlors by state, or use the advanced search options to narrow it way down to shit like “shaven pussies, handjobs, ethnicity, and hourly rates.”īelow that there’s a header with options for “Forum, Slang, Blog, Escort Reviews, and Contact.” Everything except the forum and contact pages takes you to some other site. It has a very similar design to any forum site on the internet. I really am getting sick of this color scheme, but at least they seem to do it well at Rubmaps. Browse Locations or Chat in the ForumThe site has a blue and white design. The domain popped up way back in 2010, but their traffic was next to nothing until a February/March of 2019 where it shot up past 2 million visits every month. I’m getting more mixed signals about when this site launched than that college slut who keeps grinding on me even though she’s got a boyfriend. I put erotic massage parlors in quotes because I’m skeptical if every place on here actually has happy endings, or if they add in every massage parlor in your area, but I’ll get into that later. ![]() Rubmaps.ch aka is a solely user-driven site that reviews, talks about, and shares pictures of “erotic massage parlors” across the United States. But don’t you worry, I’ve got a better way. You’ll get results for porn about massage parlors, but not the parlors themselves. And it’s not like you can simply look that shit up online. You’re apt to get kicked out and charged with harassment. You can’t just walk into your average massage place and ask for their hottest babe to suck you off. These places don’t want to get caught and shut down, so they are usually incredibly hard to find. The idea of a sensual, oiled massage where some slut jerks your dick or blows you seems like a fantasy.īut is it? The hardest part about getting a massage with a happy ending is finding a parlor that does it. It’s the kind of shit you always see people doing in movies or hearing about happening to a friend of a friend. Love Asian massages? Looking for a happy ending massage at Rub Maps? The idea of an erotic massage at the hands of some Asian dimepiece is a thought that keeps me awake at night. ![]()
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